"Numerous complaints have already been received about the behaviour of this employee referring to relatively minor issues including his increasingly bizarre appearance, his continual singing in the workplace and his calling all the customers 'dude'. His refusal to address these problems has been the subject of countless verbal warnings, but the major focus of these proceedings will be on a single incident in which he started a fight with a customer who he claims 'said lostprophets sold out' and proceeded to forcefeed him napkins." - Burger City dismissal proceedings, 2005