Daniel James Brass was created by Mephistopheles himself, during a moment of inspired boredom, in which the Dark Lord decided that it would be rather funny to take the hair of your common, household poodle, and irreversibly attach it to the head of an unwitting human being. Since these events transpired, it has become increasingly obvious that the man in question now derives all of his talents from his curly locks. Because, seriously, he doesn't even have a face under there.

Currently studying English Literature, our story's protagonist occasionally takes time out from lounging 'neath willow trees whilst penning bad poetry, to host No Wave's weekly radio show. Bringing you an eclectic mix of songs, interspersed with snippets of his not-quite-posh, not-quite-feminine voice, his stints on the airwaves are not to be missed. Unless you have something better to do, that is. Which you don't.