A born and bred Essex lad, this unique indivdual has worked as butcher in his ripe old town of Epping for the past five years. As a consequence, every meal involves some form of meat. He is often found in front of a mirror (even the odd car park wing mirror) straightening his hair or plucking his eyebrows. He claims he would rather lose his toes than the hair upon his head. Some would say this boy gives obsessive compulsive disorder a new meaning, and his obsession with Jacko is dangerous.