A final year maths student, co-presenting Something For The Weekend. With the incomprehensible Phill Nathan, the ineducational John Bannister and the irrepresentable Lee-Anne Gough.

Born in Essex and 21, people are somewhat surprised by his lack of offspring. Has just got over saying “like” and “you know what I mean” all the time. After being here for year he realised that yobs hanging outside Tesco’s are not a national occurrence.

Coming from the beautiful countryside of Essex was scared by the big buildings in Manchester and decided to go to the little quaint University of Surrey. He is currently wondering why there are so many letters and definitions in his Maths course.