Jemma was a genetic experiment gone wrong from 'Lucky Clones Inc'. She was meant to be one of the attractions in a holiday park in her native Bognor Regis, ideally inside the camp's mascot suit. Unfortunately, someone left the door open and she snuck out, and hitch-hiked her way up to Guildford on milk floats produced in the 1970s.
Her future career plans currently centre around becoming a postman, but until she reaches this mighty milestone she has to put up with life's opportune moments. Hobbies include, solving impossible maths equations, finding small holes and collecting twiglets that look like politicians.