Steven was born and raised in ghetto London, yet surprisingly decided to stay close to home so he can still occasionally have his stomach lined by his Mum's food. He "studies” International Politics, meeting last minute deadlines and struggling to get out of bed for the much dreaded 9am lectures. He confused many on his first week of University, using many London words such as, 'allow' and 'safe' in general conversation. It hasn’t got any better with 'Cool Story Bro' or 'Go Hard or Go Home', but it's improving.
You may have heard his name before – or his nicknames – "Steve", "Salazar" and "Salazar Slytherin" are all the same person, often found campaigning for the Politics society around campus or actively involved in another. He's everywhere, so if you don't already know him, you soon will.
It's almost an understatement to say that Steve likes to "drop the beat hard", always adding to his Spotify playlists. After discovering Ed Sheeran, Steve knows talent when he sees it. Know of a great new beat? Let Steve know, and he'll add it to the playlist.
For those of you who don’t know, Steve LOVES the Union…so much in fact that his greatest ambition in life is to hug Steve the Stag. His Rubix fetish is yet to disappear, twice a week at minimum, he's there. Whilst the second years revise and write assignments, he's "raving with the Freshers" like he promised Tinie Tempah he would. If he's not there, you know that he's bed-ridden, confused about the night before and penniless.